Trailer park party etiquette: Should I accept the offer of a loan of dentures from a vegan pal?

I am going to a fancy dress party tonight.





Got the best bowling shirt ironed, my newest feed cap on, and brushed the dried dog poop off the tennies. Combed most of the crumbs and soup out of the moustache. Used some Old Spice deodorant, too!





My neighbor was just over, checking on the rear view, says the jeans don't have any brown tracks on the rear seam where I pick my can, so that's good to go.





But he noticed my dentures are showing the 'baccy stains from chaw and a couple of the teeth are cracked. He thought I would look better wearing his new choppers. They are the really good ones from Walgreens. He said they would really impress Martha Sue from 206-B, and that's a factor. She can suck the chrome off a '58 Chrysler whe she takes out HER dentures. Got the softest gums in the whole park!





I don't know about that. He's a vegan, and I'm worried about bean breath.





What do you think?

Trailer park party etiquette: Should I accept the offer of a loan of dentures from a vegan pal?
I'd take them choppers down to Waffle House and eat some bacon and ham omlettes! Then Martha Sue will surely put out for a fancy breakfast at the Waffle House. Gotta be one near the trailer park, there usually is.
Reply:I'm glad it all worked out for you and Martha Sue. Nothin' say's I'm gettin' some better than a breakfast at Waffle House, especially if you're usin' the vegan neighbors choppers! Report It

Reply:no
Reply:LOL





bravo!
Reply:Well, at least you know that he aint been eating meat !!! you know what these trailer parks are like !!
Reply:I would just go toothless. Sounds like you'll fit right in.
Reply:there's a vegan in a trailer park !!!


i never heard of such a thing


don't u have a home owners association !!


he probably doesn't smoke and he thinks light beer is the way to go
Reply:How sweet - be a sport and share with a bro - your choice - the top half or the bottom half.


Keep on chawin'
Reply:This is a funny question. I suggest you dont because you just do not know what he has put in his mouth, but I guess if you want to be REALLy impressive make sure you wash those dentures to the fullest. Just be clean about things.
Reply:My uncle loaned me his Dentures.
Reply:...down here at our trailer-park "we" don't ever ware them dentures... when the beer-bottle fight breaks out it saves alot of dental replacment work... make sure you burn some old tires and toss some used pampers on the fire...helps keeps the night bugs away...that thick black smoke with the purfume of them diapers... bugs just drop dead on the spot... and if the "cops" show up...be careful, they got TAZERS now... so resisting is just gonna get you shocked... you gotta ambush them when they drive in with bowling balls strung up in the trees... ya'll have fun now, hear...

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